gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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