You can't special order awesome
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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