i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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