At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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