Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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