im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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