Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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