My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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