i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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