She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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