You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
