I'll bet she douches with gravy.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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