super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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