Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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