I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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