so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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