Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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