what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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