i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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