Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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