just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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