And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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