lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and she was petting her beer can
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
