I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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