Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
