Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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