so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
no, he came in my armpit
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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