Having a random hookup so left but love u
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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