I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
