I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I am one with the molecules
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
