They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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