Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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