I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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