I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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