If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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