I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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