i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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