I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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