A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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