The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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