we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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