dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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