Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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