Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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