the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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