I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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