He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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