Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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