I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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