So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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