I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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