He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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