Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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